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DESTINATIONS
 GORP's Safari Survival List
What to Bring to the Bush
By Michelle Fama
 Binoculars are at the top of every safari-goer's list |
Safari. There's nothing to it. Just sit back and watch the wildest show on earth. Whether you are opting for a traditional safari, a walking safari, balloon safari, or a combination of it all our safari survival guide lists the essential items and the not-so-essential items to make your journey a comfortable and unforgettable experience.
If you find that we have left out some essential travel items and tips that can assist any adventurer, let us know in GORP's Safari Forum.
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| You'll Kick Yourself for Forgetting . . . |
 | Binoculars
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 | Extra batteries
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 | Bug spray
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 | Sunglasses
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 | Water bottle with a hip strap
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 | Photographic Equipment
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| Bet You Never Thought . . . |
 | A mini tape recorder If you don't have a video camera, this could provide a great audio diary of sorts. Capture the roar of the lions, the squeeks of the zebra, snorts of the hippo, and your bargaining with the Masai. It's small, easily concealed, and nothing can quite bring you back to a moment in time like your auditory senses can.
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 | Pens When you are in the cities, street kids will certainly pester you for any penny you might have. Instead, offer a pen. They love them and will walk away satisfied. If not, suggest buying them a banana or some food.
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 | Security Bring a lock for your tent or door even if it locks already. You will be in the bush away from most petty crimes, but while camping once in Tanzania, a Masai warrior came into camp and unzipped an unsuspecting woman's tent, running away with her pack.
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 | Wedding ring If you are a single woman traveling solo, this will save you much explanation to the annoying questions:"Will you marry me?" or "Do you have a partner?"
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 | Garlic Tablets A great, natural weapon against mosquitos. Don't worry you won't smell like garlic, it just makes your blood less desirable to the taste!
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 | A 10-meter length of nylon cord makes an excellent clothesline.
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 | Kool Aid packets To flavor away the taste of iodine if you are using the tablets in your water.
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 | Ear plugs The quiet can be quite noisy.
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Top Ten Ways to Die on Safari
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 | 10. Relieve yourself frequently in the bush.
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 | 9. Smuggle Serengeti animal artifacts across borders.
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 | 8. Eat raw steaks...upwind.
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 | 7. Engage in up close, dental, lion photography.
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 | 6. Use Calvin Klein's Obsession as a tsetse fly repellant.
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 | 5. Reject your mosquito netting as something that obscures the stars.
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 | 4. Eagerly display your new set of orthodontics to a silverback gorilla.
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 | 3. Use a watering hole as a wading pool.
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 | 2. Play fetch with a hyena.
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 | 1."Here rhino, rhino, rhino..."
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