10). The Ronco PocketMountaineer, with global positioning beacon, retractable ice axe, and digital altimeter.

9). Sockeye salmon figurine salt and pepper shakers.

8). Limited edition Lamborghini sports utility vehicle with full satin interior.

7). A life size blow up doll of Al Gore dressed in flannel that plays a recording of how our natural resources are going to be protected. —mike

6). A 2-man tent with built-in night-vision goggles, radar tracking, a fish finder, star charts woven the ceiling, accompanied by a sun roof. Oh, and new carpet with a complimentary disco ball. —Caree Crosby

5). A framed print of wolves playing poker. —mike

4). Gold-plated fishing hooks —BassMaster

3). The complete 10-CD boxed set of "Whale Songs" —melanie

2). The Acme Backpack that sets up as a three room tent, complete with field potty, with just a flick of the wrist. —CamperJane

1). Dehydrated backpacking beer —Ed